Here’s somthing for your entertainment: a flowchart of the iPhone 4G saga. Thanks to Fast Company for making this saga easier to follow. Here’s the flowchart:

So, just start at the beginning and then make your way to one of the 3 answer circles, unless you make it to the “Scandal, Gizmodo hits, and Checkbook Journalism” circle. I got to the “Corruption!, Conspiracy!, and Traffic!” circle. What circle did you land on?